Scenes from an Open-Plan Office

Sweet Jesus H F*king Holy Crap Christ! I just heard on the radio that Billy Joel is coming to Cape Town! I'm so excited right now, I don't think I am going to be able to write a single meaningful line of code till Monday. This is the closest I'll ever be to knowing what it feels like to be a crazed Japanese teenage schoolgirl at a David Hasselhoff concert. No details yet, but I will pre-emptively de-prioritise all weddings, holidays, relationships, career moves, etc. on my calendar.

My friend Ian - who's apparently flying out to Dublin for "Billy Joel's Last Ever Concert" - is going to be a tad bummed.