Quark Side of the Moon

Having recovered some from my earlier bout of Billymania - The Three Degrees finally calmed me down with a very soothing "Precious Moments" - I thought I'd post an update on the escapades of everyone's favourite polyhedron in their ongoing struggle to free the galaxy.

So we triumphed. Crazy Woman successfully applied the correct transformations to her quantum meta-brain wavefunction, which luckily collapsed to an uncommonly lucid state, divulging a number of eigenvalues that we were able to translate into crucial answers. The following week we slipped to fourth, before rallying to second this week - despite being de-verticised and projected back to our original Triangle. Indiana has even changed tack with his quizmistress-seduction sub-campaign (now in its twelfth dramatic week), eschewing the rather formal litigator-of-means appearance for a more casual just-been-playing-badminton-with-the-ambassador look. We hope this bold new strategy will meet with success.

And so the campaign continues. Re-energised, we have retro-fitted Mecha-Benjamin with a Flux Capacitor, me with Photon Torpedoes, and Mecha-Indiana with some special modifications that he made himself. It's gonna be tough: Cat's Paw's chief whip surprised everyone by furtively growing a moustache which he brandished majestically over pseudo-friendly drinks at Carlyle's last night, much to the dismay of his unsuspecting girlfriend, Jane. Were we cowed? No, but clearly this has gone beyond a game. Watch this spot.