Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Mystic Crystal Revelation

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Age of Aquarius will shortly be upon us. You might have noticed that we are already within the outer pickets of its Orb of Influence. In just under 600 years, the Age of Pisces officially ends, and it'll all be Brotherhood of Man, Laying Down of Swords, Uranus, etc. Religion and Science will co-mingle as it is revealed that they are two aspects of one Truth and we'll all reach an advanced new level of Enlightenment.

Skeptical? So was I, but then two things happened:

Firstly, I dreamt two nights back that I had returned from a skiing holiday and was having difficulty turning corners properly with my car. When I investigated, I discovered that some fucker had stolen my front rims and had replaced them with those biscuit wheel-things you get in cars with too little space for a proper spare.

Secondly, Pluto has just been demoted from its status as a planet.

What do all these portents mean? I admit, I was flummoxed until today. Then, whilst writing a mind-numbingly uninteresting piece of code, I sat back and saw what I had typed.

// Doesn't exist yet; new it and set the AgreementBlend-level fields

Long blendTypeId = new Long(rs.getLong("BLEND_TYPE"));

blend = new AgreementBlend();

blend.setAgreementBlendId(agreementBlendId);
blend.setBlendName(agreementBlendName);
blend.setBlendTypeId(blendTypeId);
blend.setAgreementId(new Long(agreementId));

// Add the AgreementBlend to the return Map
blends.put(agreementBlendName, blend);


Do you see it? My jaw dropped. I was absolutely stunned. Everything fell into place. But perhaps it's just me jumping to conclusions. The apparent path before me is pretty daunting, and I need to be sure before I rush out and start summoning world leaders again. What do you guys think? Affirmation please...

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WTF? I don't think this man should be allowed control of any motorised vehicles, power tools or quiz teams.

I take it back!!!! My word verification thing for this post is "aihere". A.I. here???? Now I'm freaked out.

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